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| Missing Texas woman found living among lost ‘African' tribe in Scotland |
| 2025-08-21 |
| [Independent] A Texas woman reported missing by her family has been found living among a lost "African" tribe in a Scottish forest. Texas native Kaura Taylor has been found with the Kingdom of Kubala, a group living in a forest in Jedburgh, about 41 miles south of Edinburgh, that is trying to reclaim land stolen from their ancestors, UK-based media group SWNS reported. The group is led by King Atehene, 36, who was once an opera singer under the name Kofi Offeh, his wife, Queen Nandi, and their handmaiden Taylor, who now goes by Asnat, according to the outlet. "To the U.K. authorities, obviously I am not missing," she said in a video message from the group. "Leave me alone. I am an adult, not a helpless child." It’s unclear when Taylor was reported missing or why her family was unaware of her location. The group said they’ve been served eviction notices and been targeted in an attack that involved someone setting one of their tents on fire. While they "don’t recognize local laws," they say they only follow the rules of their God, who is named Yahowah, according to the outlet. Short video found at this link. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #11 #3 a subtle reference to everyone's favorite movie, SH |
| Posted by: Matt 2025-08-21 21:42 |
| #10 Snark O'The Day |
| Posted by: SteveS 2025-08-21 09:45 |
| #9 So they have their own version of sovereign citizens. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2025-08-21 09:17 |
| #8 Texas, Africa, Scotland... If we dig deeper I'll bet we find a Lithuanian connection. |
| Posted by: Mercutio 2025-08-21 08:46 |
| #7 Blacks have nothing to claim in their entire existence, so now they are claiming everything. |
| Posted by: Gritch Throlumble3163 2025-08-21 08:22 |
| #6 /\ Yes Supe, dressed for 'tribal' success....not herding sheep, farming, or other gainful employment. To coin a phrase, "more spiritually minded than earthly good." |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2025-08-21 07:27 |
| #5 The headline read like grocery store checkout line stuff as written, probably significantly more body odor in person. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2025-08-21 06:55 |
| #4 ...Mad Libs headline. Mike |
| Posted by: MikeKozlowski 2025-08-21 06:29 |
| #3 If you stumble into their territory, Asnat probably tries to extort you for a shrubbery. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2025-08-21 06:23 |
| #2 Returning to their lost homeland? The Picts would be so confused. |
| Posted by: Mullah Richard 2025-08-21 06:08 |
| #1 While they "don’t recognize local laws," Some might not find this at all strange. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2025-08-21 05:55 |